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  1. Omg omg omg. I got sooo many stories to tell about tribal drama. The kitchen in my own tribe got so bad over the years (cuz everybody got different cleanliness standards), that I had to cancel it a couple of times - and still, the new leader reinstated and “staffed” it with folks to prepare gourmet food. As far as Intentional Tribes go, on a larger scale, they can be composed into Intentional “Villages”. I’ll save all the good stuff for the next retrograde. We also have the notion of the “default world” outside of the tribes and even decompression techniques for re-entering it afte
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    Today's Mission

    Are you talking about the Eye of the Merkaba?
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    Rose Garden

    Teal, FYI, got your dream bounce on the other side of the infinity (this was a private one that you sent me, with instructions to leave a note here). I don’t think we can coordinate meetings and timing through dreams. All energy distributions are also now happening with diagonal timing shifts, so, nobody will be able to do remote energy work going forward, with real-time awareness of where it lands. Real-time hypnosis, channeling, mediums, and astral projection are probably also out, as recommended by Source, because people probably shouldn’t be given any amount of freedom to mess with ot
  4. Lao Tzu is one of my favorite masters. Such a wise guy!
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    Rejecting 3D

    We have a whole bunch of middle-manager types to activate into ascension. They way it looks like right now is that the most evolved are at the bottom and at the top of the hierarchies. Lots of tech startups are lead by extremely stable and connected-up leaders who have already realized non-duality to a great extent, and they’ve made the choice to stay grounded in the world they live in.
  6. I've grown up with this Russian version of the story. Birds, bees, and honey. https://youtu.be/SvyZp0Xks54 Got a word from our aliens that they are going to be learning Russian in addition to English. Still debating on Spanish vs. French. Paris isn't to my liking at all - need to change a bunch of things there. Their "Arch" is too small for my wings anyways. Didn't fit through it on my landing. Couldn't even spot it from the sky. They should have made it bigger. And their "tower" is too big, for what they got going. Plus, nobody knows how to do proper Tantra in Paris. They are still hung
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    What Lying Looks Like

    OMG. Gas Lighters! Shower in that sh&t!
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    Rose Garden

    Nice! You are a Sparkle Pony too! Omg Ok, we gotta clean up this place before too many people notice.
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    Rose Garden

    Witt, I do actually love you. Thank you for spelling me out. Some good stuff in here for me to read later. I think you’ve missed the part where I’ve publicly discussed my narcissism in a very long comment thread in Teal’s completion group. I wish I had saved a copy - I think I’ve triggered at least a few hundred people there. It was good! I’ve described exactly how to operate a narcissistic ego. Narcissism is a very useful trait for humans, to succeed in life. Most of my success in life is due to my physical appearance and energetic charisma. If I was just a smart ass alone, I wouldn’t be
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    Rose Garden

    You are correct. This journey is endless. Infinite completion and infinite expansion. Many people don’t understand it.
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    Rose Garden

    Are you sending me some condescension to go along? That doesn’t stick to me anymore. Rape sticks somewhat because it’s an unusual pattern of feelings that I got to “replay” in my body. I can release a bunch more of it today if you want. Is it helping? My work day. I’ll do another energy “catapult” in 3-4 hours.
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    Rose Garden

    I don’t work at Google anymore. Lol Got tired of all the generic power drama.
  13. Mike Lopyrev

    Rose Garden

    The whack-a-tree I got was a concentrated bundle of sexual abuse energy in one download. Definitely not a fan of rape. At least I got to feel what it’s like in my body. Now I get the idea.
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    Rose Garden

    What are you good at? Figured out your excellence yet? My work, generally speaking, is about fooling people with my Ascended bullshit. Kinda like Teal’s, but more mathematical. are you good at it?
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    Rose Garden

    Ah, yes. I picked up your headache and your hand shake, plus some other junk that it didn’t look like you needed within you.. Where are you even located? As for your spelling, it’s cool. My name has a million ways to spell it. My dad still calls me Michael. Friends call me Misha. Teal calls me M, in her dreams.
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    Rose Garden

    Loving compassion vs compassionate love. Is that hard to process? Compassion is at the highest level of infinity. And it’s dual (dvaita). Non-negotiable, for a very very long time.
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    Rose Garden

    Btw, Teal, turns out Arcutians can actually survive on Earth. We figured out a way. Already setting everything up for them. Wanna be part of it? It’ll take them a while to get here to party.
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    Rose Garden

    Yulia, dear. The whole point of this community here is to playfully provoke each other into facing our truths. This is what we do all year long, in Burning Man tribes. Tealers is now a Burning Man tribe, too. Welcome home! Are you still holding on to the idea that there are angry trolls out there who are out to get you? I’m a benevolent troll. Namaste, Motherf%ker!
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    Rose Garden

    Right. Still haven’t found the best image to go with the “troll”. found it! Look again in a minute. Edit: shit, now I need to get my ass out of Portland, before Teal finds me and kicks my ass for all the Ascended kerfuffle I’ve landed on her. She didn’t see it coming.
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    How To Rehab Crystals

    Himalayan Salt! Thank you!
  21. Btw, Teal, want to do some eye gazing meditation? I have a metric fuckton of energy to transfer to you. Hope you can handle it without my “energy ducking” in my vibrational invisibility spectrum, like I did at the workshop today. I’ll explain later. Got lots of tricks to teach you. You definitely won’t be able to break through to these vibrations without a solid grounding in math and trigonometry (it’s about your other tattoo - apparently, I’m the sucker who has to explain it to you, too) Just doing some calculations here. Burning Man for 10 days? It’s good that you’ve finally
  22. lol Teal, I would like to explain to you how to work your free will when your energy potential becomes infinite. You can stay grounded in your body, and manifest reality in real time, with infinite free will. No determinism there, within the confines of your grounded imagination, which is also infinite, within the bendable limits of physics and math. Absolute Infinity doesn’t end. It just keeps going. And it can flex. You just become more infinite, as much as you can handle in your body, and you can flex it as much as it allows you to flex. I’ve been flexing it for you, on my end, quite
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    Personal Truth

    @Alex Shepps - I've just waltzed through PDX. Uber has recently launched this new service called UberX PIN. Basically, you go on the Uber app, get a numeric PIN, then walk up to the UberX line and get in the first car that's there. A bunch of cars were already waiting. So, you can get yourself over to the workshop with UberX.. Unless you actually really want a ride in a tiny convertible, to arrive in style. Folks, if you are already in Portland, I'm heading to this event in a couple of hours, at Star Theater: https://www.facebook.com/events/431597290756524/permalink/460955791154007/ (it's
  24. Teal, we are watching this video right now with the camp lead at Cuddle Oasis. We are figuring out which day to do the workshop there with you, if you are available. Wednesday Aug 28 looks the best for them. Need to finalize the schedule next week. We can just "freestyle" it, kinda like Curveball. Burning Man is basically week-long Curveball in the desert. Cuddle Oasis is one of the workshop venues. Want to see some photos of the camp? I think the guys will love you! Nobody knows you there, as far as I can tell. I haven't asked everybody yet - we got 70 people in that camp. I’m pretty s

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