Mike Lopyrev

Here we go. Paradigm shift on the other side of the infinity. I guess it was all worth it, to save the planet, yes? https://qr.ae/TWGWB1 (Teal, if I don’t hear you laughing your ass off, at least on video somewhere, I’m breaking up with you, for good. ). Done and done! As planned!

Lao Tzu is one of my favorite masters. Such a wise guy!

We have a whole bunch of middle-manager types to activate into ascension. They way it looks like right now is that the most evolved are at the bottom and at the top of the hierarchies. Lots of tech startups are lead by extremely stable and connected-up leaders who have already realized non-duality to a great extent, and they’ve made the choice to stay grounded in the world they live in.

I've grown up with this Russian version of the story. Birds, bees, and honey. https://youtu.be/SvyZp0Xks54 Got a word from our aliens that they are going to be learning Russian in addition to English. Still debating on Spanish vs. French. Paris isn't to my liking at all - need to change a bunch of things there. Their "Arch" is too small for my wings anyways. Didn't fit through it on my landing. Couldn't even spot it from the sky. They should have made it bigger. And their "tower" is too big, for what they got going. Plus, nobody knows how to do proper Tantra in Paris. They are still hung up on sex. Super obsolete. Want to learn to dance Salsa? Or Tango?

OMG. Gas Lighters! Shower in that sh&t!

Nice! You are a Sparkle Pony too! Omg Ok, we gotta clean up this place before too many people notice.

Witt, I do actually love you. Thank you for spelling me out. Some good stuff in here for me to read later. I think you’ve missed the part where I’ve publicly discussed my narcissism in a very long comment thread in Teal’s completion group. I wish I had saved a copy - I think I’ve triggered at least a few hundred people there. It was good! I’ve described exactly how to operate a narcissistic ego. Narcissism is a very useful trait for humans, to succeed in life. Most of my success in life is due to my physical appearance and energetic charisma. If I was just a smart ass alone, I wouldn’t be where I am now. Wanna know how much I’m worth? It appears that when I call people “narcs”, they get upset. We have a different term for that: Sparkle Pony. I’m a Sparkle Pony. All my friends call me that, quite openly. Get over it. It’s cool to be this way. People like self-realized Sparkle Ponies.

You are correct. This journey is endless. Infinite completion and infinite expansion. Many people don’t understand it.

Are you sending me some condescension to go along? That doesn’t stick to me anymore. Rape sticks somewhat because it’s an unusual pattern of feelings that I got to “replay” in my body. I can release a bunch more of it today if you want. Is it helping? My work day. I’ll do another energy “catapult” in 3-4 hours.

I don’t work at Google anymore. Lol Got tired of all the generic power drama.

The whack-a-tree I got was a concentrated bundle of sexual abuse energy in one download. Definitely not a fan of rape. At least I got to feel what it’s like in my body. Now I get the idea.

What are you good at? Figured out your excellence yet? My work, generally speaking, is about fooling people with my Ascended bullshit. Kinda like Teal’s, but more mathematical. are you good at it?

Ah, yes. I picked up your headache and your hand shake, plus some other junk that it didn’t look like you needed within you.. Where are you even located? As for your spelling, it’s cool. My name has a million ways to spell it. My dad still calls me Michael. Friends call me Misha. Teal calls me M, in her dreams.

Yulia, did you get my energy drop earlier today? Also, if you listen to Leo Gura, you will recognize one important truth about self deception and resistance (measured in Ohms, as you know). I highly recommend that guy. Very deep stuff in there.

Loving compassion vs compassionate love. Is that hard to process? Compassion is at the highest level of infinity. And it’s dual (dvaita). Non-negotiable, for a very very long time.

Btw, if you aren’t on the Facebook group for tribal music share yet, you should definitely join. I’ve moved some of the less ascended kerfuffle there. For regular people. Cross post from there: https://www.facebook.com/baseltourism/videos/10153958771233843?s=730435005&v=e&sfns=mo (Arcturian Acid Breaks)

Btw, Teal, turns out Arcutians can actually survive on Earth. We figured out a way. Already setting everything up for them. Wanna be part of it? It’ll take them a while to get here to party.

Yulia, dear. The whole point of this community here is to playfully provoke each other into facing our truths. This is what we do all year long, in Burning Man tribes. Tealers is now a Burning Man tribe, too. Welcome home! Are you still holding on to the idea that there are angry trolls out there who are out to get you? I’m a benevolent troll. Namaste, Motherf%ker!

Right. Still haven’t found the best image to go with the “troll”. found it! Look again in a minute. Edit: shit, now I need to get my ass out of Portland, before Teal finds me and kicks my ass for all the Ascended kerfuffle I’ve landed on her. She didn’t see it coming.

She knew I existed way before I knew she existed. She landed on my ass back in 2012, for good, in her astral travels to my 2015. Back then, I had no idea who Teal Swan was. Only learned about her existence last year. Still have a lot of prophecy material to catch up on, even though I’ve already unwound all her karma from back then, on my end. She did get a little out of hand in her astral travels (a little messy, I have to admit), but it was cute. I like it. She did end up helping everybody this way, unintentionally. She is free now! Teal, guess where you met me in your 2012 / my 2015? You had to fight with someone to get me, as you may remember. M

Himalayan Salt! Thank you!

Btw, Teal, want to do some eye gazing meditation? I have a metric fuckton of energy to transfer to you. Hope you can handle it without my “energy ducking” in my vibrational invisibility spectrum, like I did at the workshop today. I’ll explain later. Got lots of tricks to teach you. You definitely won’t be able to break through to these vibrations without a solid grounding in math and trigonometry (it’s about your other tattoo - apparently, I’m the sucker who has to explain it to you, too) Just doing some calculations here. Burning Man for 10 days? It’s good that you’ve finally picked up some energy directly from me on the ground today, so you get the idea of what I’m about, to some minuscule extent now. Lots more Kundalini coming. Have been weaving lots of baskets with infinite energy around the infinity today. Need to go to sleep M

lol Teal, I would like to explain to you how to work your free will when your energy potential becomes infinite. You can stay grounded in your body, and manifest reality in real time, with infinite free will. No determinism there, within the confines of your grounded imagination, which is also infinite, within the bendable limits of physics and math. Absolute Infinity doesn’t end. It just keeps going. And it can flex. You just become more infinite, as much as you can handle in your body, and you can flex it as much as it allows you to flex. I’ve been flexing it for you, on my end, quite a bit. It’s easy to be motivated to flex Absolute Infinity for a girl like you Has anyone done that for you before? I have an actual audio recording of flexing Absolute Infinity in real time - recorded that for you. I used a Kundalini Yoga technique to pull it off. And, yes, physics can bend around you, within sensible limits (which I’ve also established, for you). Remember, “Neo”: there is no spoon. Congrats! You are free, now, from your shackles as a regular pedestrian enlightened Buddha. Full Buddha is next level shit. You like it? Are you still processing your remaining karma? (there isn’t much left; just minor trust issues hanging here and there, as I can see them) Do you like how gentle I’m being with you? That’s what you wished for. I hope I’m delivering your wishes to your liking. There is nobody else hanging at Absolute Infinity right now besides me and you. I’m yours, Teal. Do whatever the hell you want with me P.S. I’m a simple guy, who loves a complex girl. I dig infinite complexity. Pivoted the whole Universe, as you can see. Sending this to you along with some of my energy Snap-chats, as always.

Btw, Teal, another FYI. I’m a sparkle pony too. Ask any of my friends. That’s how I know to trust you. Sparkle pony trust situation here. Sparkle ponies trust each other. That’s our code. Sparkle ponies win every game.

@Alex Shepps - I've just waltzed through PDX. Uber has recently launched this new service called UberX PIN. Basically, you go on the Uber app, get a numeric PIN, then walk up to the UberX line and get in the first car that's there. A bunch of cars were already waiting. So, you can get yourself over to the workshop with UberX.. Unless you actually really want a ride in a tiny convertible, to arrive in style. Folks, if you are already in Portland, I'm heading to this event in a couple of hours, at Star Theater: https://www.facebook.com/events/431597290756524/permalink/460955791154007/ (it's Shambhala Festival pre-party; really good lineup). Won't be out there for too long. Hit me up on Facebook. I'm not hiding out too much this weekend.