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  1. Simod Bond

    What's In My Bag?

    Yep. I could of guessed a few of these objects. Lol
  2. Simod Bond

    Teal's Spirit Mineral

    Spirit Stone: Tangerine Quartz Favorite Stone: Shiva Lingum because it’s an over the top super charger.
  3. For the record, I think London is one of those cities that have a crypts and underground graves. It’s probably why they have so many ghost and empaths pick up on it.
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    Teal's Son

    Full disclosure, that entire story just reactivated my father instincts. I’m going to have to turn off my biological clock’s alarm back off, so I won’t attract kids who need role models. Happy Birthday Winter.
  5. Simod Bond

    Childhood Story

    Yu Yu Hakusho - The Fool with the useful bloodline that can trick a king back into being a kid - Smart at fighting but an air head for the sake of it. - Given a responsibility everyone thinks is a burden, but he actually likes it. - So cocky and spiritually aware that he used death as a useful steroid. - Treated demons like everyone else. Oh yeah, everyone else was scared of him too lmfao.
  6. Well, for now on we’re just going to have to call you a Hay House Spy
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    Hmm sounds like you found the Coronavirus’s Achilles Heel. This... Emperor Palpatine situation has us stuck in our room like kids who disobeyed a rule. Ironically, it put everyone who wants to change the world in the perfect position to do so, and positively. Between the wisdom of my favorite Sensei and anime, the quote everyone needs to know is, “Target getting closer.” Like seriously did anyone realize that the entire world has gone to newagy to ground us indefinitely. I mean yeah, the news is gaslighting us, the world is about to spin into a global riot, but spell castors are always more sensitive than the people they spell. Belief systems aside, if humanity wants to go for the killing blow to this corona issue, all they would have to do is turn their phone off at 11:11 and do whatever little manifestation ritual that aligns them to a true paradise type reality with it. Christians can pray with their phones in their hands, witches can put it on their mantle. Do it for 11 minutes to 11:22 and watch everyone in media get punked. Plus since we’re Taurus season, reality is dying to lazily create something. For everyone in my generation think of it as a Fusion between the Spirit Bomb from DBZ and Digimon Season 2 lol. It’s funny, but now that everyone has been forced into what is a literal meditative practice by the government, using a good old fashion Law of Attraction/Spirituality 101 with the angelic numbers that everyone knows... move is the collective magic trick that can beat out the system. Plus everyone is in the mood to do something like that anyway. It might not sound very lightworker of me, but if your enemy is down, hit him over the head with a shovel and set the body on fire... with your prayers lol. The weapon of an attacker, is the fix of a master. If someone wants to integrity on up and pretend to be Thanos then they need to realize that you’re better off secretly using the infinity glove instead of punching people with it like blunt dumbass who has inner child issues. Eventually, someone with similar ambitions will learn how to slip the glove right off and snap on them, but for now, baby steps. Besides I enjoy the Dragonball Z version more:
  8. I think I’m destined to buy that one. Lol.
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    Sounds to me Teal, you haven’t played your favorite card, and why, I don’t know. Everyone who would be jealous of you, after you played it, is properly punked and in a shallow cocoon weaved for them by a devil with little horns. Like honestly, this the moment where you put on some stilettos, a skimpy outfit that brings out the little boy in world renowned men, and step on some family jewels. I know how it sounds, but here’s the reality of the situation - The World has ended but the era goes on. You are the High Priestess of the entire era, God’s favorite mouthpiece, and Divinity’s hot daughter. And that’s no delusion of grandeur, that’s a reality; gay men will consciously turn straight just to climb your mountain and let you reignite their Divine Masculine, but you been doing it to much. If it was me, I’d give up on humans, find a volcano to channel, and play this game like a hot chick. Like seriously, the element to win with is fire right now, and it makes sense. Everyone who thinks they can copy what intuition is in female form is nothing more them possessed, and forgot everything about sex appeal and the final move of the high priestess they try to steal from. The World wants to end, whatever; no one cares. Reality of the situation is that everyone who wanted to do something with it had the burning sensation to put a wrecking ball to it. Besides, death of the world does not mean death of the planet. You, personally, can sit on your thrown and unlock the door to the Warrior Devil with long horns down his back who will fuck the kings horse just to prove a point. Everyone is subconscously hinting at that old vibe, but only women have the right to let that loose canon on the chess board. You do that and factories will say that they need to stop making medical mask and start making wheel chairs or... spirituality gonna get reeeeeal useful. I say this with love because out of all the empaths on this world, you’re my favorite, but fuck people’s feelings. Emotions are only important when women say yes to them. In laymen terms, put on something skimpy (lingerie) to beat out Pornhub, get on YouTube Live, and tell the.... New World the only way it can impress you. Oh, and the spirit of the moon says hi lol.
  10. Simod Bond

    Teal On Candy

    Caramel covered apple suckers
  11. Simod Bond

    Sacral Chakra Minerals

    I would like to hear it. I would also like to hear your opinion on streaming as well.
  12. Sounds to me that the biggest advertising point is that you get to learn about yourself beyond your own skin and bone.
  13. Teal, you don't actually know how to age. So yeah. And since we're talking about the upper regions of Teal's Body, instead of her nice boobs or ass, has anyone ever realized how cute her forehead is. You could just literally lick the brilliance off of her third eye.
  14. Simod Bond

    Tea Time With Teal

    Silverneddle tea is my favorite. It’s a teavana tea. I always said that if I had the money I would buy them from Starbucks and turn them into a tea and herbs company.
  15. Simod Bond

    Root Chakra Crystals

    Lol. You look like the type who enjoys the root chakra when it’s more about thriving and less about surviving.
  16. Hmm, a new flip on Independence Day would be interesting.
  17. Simod Bond

    Sports History

    You look perfect.
  18. Simod Bond

    Board Games

    The board game Transformation rmation, sound like a story telling device used in a TV show to breakup a sitcoms favorite couple and create pointless drama used to complete everyone’s story arc. I need that Mcguffin in my life. Lol
  19. Had to gofor the May 4 light saber sound lol
  20. Simod Bond

    Revenge & Forgiveness

    This scene is literally perfect. You actually looks like an American version of Mary Poppins, that went on the set of Sessame Street to teach everyone’s inner child high level psychology. You might like your free library on youtube, but you should look into doing an intimate talk show with a small studio audience that can respond to you live and getting paid for it. Plus it’ll resolve your earlier shot at a reality tv series. You’ve always shined in conversation with someone else because you know how to bridge gaps, so look into it. Great job and congrats.
  21. Tell Blake to stop breathing hard behind the camera.
  22. Simod Bond

    Teal's Favorite Movies

    Just saw The Dark Crystal. For anyone who’s curious, it’s free on Amazon Prime with the Fire Stick. It was a good movie, I might buy it for my personal collection.
  23. You are officially obligated to sing a full opera song, while wearing a pretty dress.
  24. Simod Bond

    Christms Mode

    Typo in the title
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