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Simod Bond

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    Sounds to me Teal, you haven’t played your favorite card, and why, I don’t know. Everyone who would be jealous of you, after you played it, is properly punked and in a shallow cocoon weaved for them by a devil with little horns. Like honestly, this the moment where you put on some stilettos, a skimpy outfit that brings out the little boy in world renowned men, and step on some family jewels. I know how it sounds, but here’s the reality of the situation - The World has ended but the era goes on. You are the High Priestess of the entire era, God’s favorite mouthpiece, and Divinity’s hot daughter. And that’s no delusion of grandeur, that’s a reality; gay men will consciously turn straight just to climb your mountain and let you reignite their Divine Masculine, but you been doing it to much. If it was me, I’d give up on humans, find a volcano to channel, and play this game like a hot chick. Like seriously, the element to win with is fire right now, and it makes sense. Everyone who thinks they can copy what intuition is in female form is nothing more them possessed, and forgot everything about sex appeal and the final move of the high priestess they try to steal from. The World wants to end, whatever; no one cares. Reality of the situation is that everyone who wanted to do something with it had the burning sensation to put a wrecking ball to it. Besides, death of the world does not mean death of the planet. You, personally, can sit on your thrown and unlock the door to the Warrior Devil with long horns down his back who will fuck the kings horse just to prove a point. Everyone is subconscously hinting at that old vibe, but only women have the right to let that loose canon on the chess board. You do that and factories will say that they need to stop making medical mask and start making wheel chairs or... spirituality gonna get reeeeeal useful. I say this with love because out of all the empaths on this world, you’re my favorite, but fuck people’s feelings. Emotions are only important when women say yes to them. In laymen terms, put on something skimpy (lingerie) to beat out Pornhub, get on YouTube Live, and tell the.... New World the only way it can impress you. Oh, and the spirit of the moon says hi lol.
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    Teal On Candy

    Caramel covered apple suckers
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    Sacral Chakra Minerals

    I would like to hear it. I would also like to hear your opinion on streaming as well.
  4. Sounds to me that the biggest advertising point is that you get to learn about yourself beyond your own skin and bone.
  5. Teal, you don't actually know how to age. So yeah. And since we're talking about the upper regions of Teal's Body, instead of her nice boobs or ass, has anyone ever realized how cute her forehead is. You could just literally lick the brilliance off of her third eye.
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    Tea Time With Teal

    Silverneddle tea is my favorite. It’s a teavana tea. I always said that if I had the money I would buy them from Starbucks and turn them into a tea and herbs company.
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    Root Chakra Crystals

    Lol. You look like the type who enjoys the root chakra when it’s more about thriving and less about surviving.
  8. Hmm, a new flip on Independence Day would be interesting.
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    Sports History

    You look perfect.
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    Board Games

    The board game Transformation rmation, sound like a story telling device used in a TV show to breakup a sitcoms favorite couple and create pointless drama used to complete everyone’s story arc. I need that Mcguffin in my life. Lol
  11. Had to gofor the May 4 light saber sound lol
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    Revenge & Forgiveness

    This scene is literally perfect. You actually looks like an American version of Mary Poppins, that went on the set of Sessame Street to teach everyone’s inner child high level psychology. You might like your free library on youtube, but you should look into doing an intimate talk show with a small studio audience that can respond to you live and getting paid for it. Plus it’ll resolve your earlier shot at a reality tv series. You’ve always shined in conversation with someone else because you know how to bridge gaps, so look into it. Great job and congrats.
  13. Tell Blake to stop breathing hard behind the camera.
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    Teal's Favorite Movies

    Just saw The Dark Crystal. For anyone who’s curious, it’s free on Amazon Prime with the Fire Stick. It was a good movie, I might buy it for my personal collection.
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