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  1. The annual Pre-Christmas ship party was in preparation, and to expand his connections the captain introduced an expected fax-reform while telling his booking boss Mainlly-Greycash that last year he wished to feel freer as he got a new ship chips-fryer from his vice Mr. Phenny Poundwish, but he received confirmations that they would get a famous Sinatra crooner to sing the new hits My Fairway and Fly him to one More Moon, supported by the popular Francisco comeback band 4Nonfake-Blondes ...
  2. The ship was heading further south to avoid the late fall as the attorney Mrs. Whynott-Shlamjerks watched a modern-art mirror painting named Me-RR-or-more in the upper deck restaurant while having a lunch-conversation with the sci-fi filmmaker Cliff Hangers and high-court judge Mr. Alz Heimers, just before the ship-actor Tom Bruce Cruice was supposed to steal secrets from the past when entering a time-wormhole in the new movie Sail Hard 2, and the judge confirmed to Cliff that 20+ years old crimes may be prosecuted in several countries, so he would like to know where the travel was supposed to take place , then telling them he was sometimes still beaten up by his sister due to a stealing of weekend-candy 70 years ago ...
  3. The journalist Anny Scandall-Rock was talking to Mr. Armedstrong about the new ship-magazine Just Relatives to Trust, and as he was chairman for the NAAA ( nationalalternativeasasinationasociation ) she would like some input for her next article Freelunch4all , but they were interrupted as the ship-chef Emma Unions-Mackerell served her popular signature dish hot EU-Paella with fresh fishy spices ...
  4. During the Sunday dinner on the top-deck doctor Ph.Ill was asked by the chief officer Mr. Calling-Backsoon whether he was close to paranoid when sometimes feeling the ship was chased by storms, and that he had hired the famous Hardway windcalmer Mr Lesser Airkonn-Dissions to avoid cancelling the weekend concert with the upcoming duo Swifter Umbrella, but the doctor calmed him by explaining that 1 out of 3 paranoid patients he knew in fact were chased , and many rainmakers were followed by skies, also during their spare-time ...
  5. The hairdresser Tearesa Trywig noticed that the captain had finished reading the book How to copy Harry's Hole-in-one , so she informed him that his pet sea-chimpanzee named Irish Coffee had just 3% genome difference compared to an average 1st class passenger, then recommending a shortcut wig from the french Toulouse producer What2lose ...
  6. The Tictacnics casino had a separate golf-club table named Iron-Y where they may use a putter called Put-all-in, but the loosers could get 3 hours of free exercise with doctor Ph.Ill's ship-dog named Great Bill, or just talk to his expert ex about explaining ...
  7. A Tictacnic passenger belonging to 3rd class once asked the captain about any justice issues he was aware of, but mentioned just-ice-eating problems and too much spice for his vice, not very importantly the 2nd class off-broadway comedy-show tonight was just banned because the ships 1st class ice-protecting grey-whale was not working as planned ...
  8. If your neighborhood no longer feels awesome good, and there is too much smoke in your near-healthy food, you may go for a different fair-way walking , or choose some space-philosophy talking with a friend of Stephen Hawking ...
  9. A vegan hard-corean R&B loving elephant with nearsightedness once crashed into an older redwood tree, but the lower green branches just said ; we have stopped complaining to the higher branches after watching the neighbor tree was used as materials for a steamy Vegas relation-ship named Tictacnic ...
  10. Once there was a grey whale with sea-sickness, looking for a less current busi-ness, but he soon ended his next position as expert guide for Loch-Ness , after putting up a rather fishy sign ; If you meet our sea-pets you would feel great , but they may get great-ful ...
  11. When you have no fear watching a whale up for air, you may see a salty tear , so you will then visit the Statue of Liberation to move a static at10tion , and after giving her your deepest bow, you probably need the current night-show ...
  12. Our pain sometimes needs somebody to blame, as long as we regard it as close to insane, so if the skyline is asking for salvation, you don't always need the instant medication ...
  13. Phil-osophy for Christmas ; Sometimes you wish for a fresh apple 3 , but missed the updated Santa clause , finding yourself with a green galaxy and a smart-... horse.
  14. Assume we today should wish DT and US some interesting years ahead , and for HC with friends ; we still have 3 free beds left in my attic.