MistaRender Binding Ritual:

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MistaRender Binding Ritual:

Join me, on this Waning Gibbous, to give offerings to the forum gods and moderators to bind @MistaRender from his infernal blasphemies!!

What you'll need to perform the ritual:
-a photo print out of "MistaRender"
-tower tarot card (any deck)
-tiny stub of an orange candle (or tealight)
-Needle, pin, or nail (to inscribe candle)
-White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire
-Small bowl of water, representing the element of Water
-Small bowl of salt, representing the element of Earth
-Feather (any), representing the element of Air

Ritual Components

-Inscribe "MistaRender" on the orange candle stub with the needle, pin, or nail.
-Arrange items in a pleasing circle in front of you.
-Lean the Tower card, so that it's standing vertically (upright).
-Say a prayer for protection and invoke blessings from your preferred spirit.
Witches can use this invocation: Invoking Abraxas
Everyone else can read from the 23rd Psalm: Psalms Chapter 23

Candle InscriptionArranged Items

(Light white candle)

Here me, oh spirits (or preferred spirit/deity)
Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
Heavenly hosts
Demons of the infernal realms
And spirits of the ancestors

(Light inscribed orange candle stub)

Candles Lit

I call upon you
To bind: <insert "MistaRender," here>
So that his malignant works may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
or Sea

Bind him so that he shall not break our polity
Usurp our liberty
Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair
And bind, too,
All those who enable his wickedness
And those whose mouths speak his poisonous lies

I beseech thee, spirits, bind all of them
As with chains of iron
Bind their malicious tongues
Strike down their towers of vanity

(Invert tarot card)

I beseech thee in my name: (say your [forum] name)
In the name of all who walk
Crawl, swim, or fly
Of all the trees, the forests,
Streams, deserts,
Rivers and seas
In the name of Justice
And Liberty
And Love
And Equality
And Peace

Bind them in chains
Bind their tongues
Bind their works
Bind their wickedness

(Light the small photo of "MistaRender" from the flame of the orange candle stub (in a blaze of glory!) and carefully hold over ashtray, until it's reduced to ashes.)

(Speak the following out loud with increasing fervor as the photo burns!)

By the power of 3 times 3,
So mote it be!
So mote it be!
So mote it be!

To End Ritual:
(Blow out the orange candle visualizing "MistaRender" blowing into dust.)
(Snuff out the white candle to end the ritual.)

Alternatively, you can perform the same ritual to bind "Donald Trump" in place of "MistaRender" (if you really want to!).

"If someone is near me, he will burn. I am the fire that blazes. Whoever is near me is near fire." 

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